The Clusterfuck.....

So after girl returns from vacation & after boy tried to switch his shift to come and pick her up...He comes over that night and proceeds to stay every night until the clusterfuck...about three weeks...Yeah remember we're still talking FWB here folks...

The prelude to the clusterfuck is one night lying in bed the boy constantly talking about how he gets all these girls (despite being at girls house 24/7) - he's young we will give him some leeway...Girl finally pipes up and says listen just as you think you are the shit, I know I am the shit and just because I don't brag about the boys, numbers, etc...doesn't mean it isn't happening...Well boy has a mini mental meltdown caling girl "secret squirrel" and ending with next weekend he's going on a date...And he does...

Clincher about the date was this - one, it was a group date where he didn't do anything but its the same group of friends boy introduced girl to - girl feels like an asshole...AND since boy has no filter whatsoever he told his parents too - the very same parents girl dined with every week so NOW girl feels like an asshole in front of parents, too...And the cherry on the sundae is AFTER the group date - the boy comes back to the girls house.

Now in girl's defense - she's not jealous, she met girl - not impressed. She knows boy very well - annoying on so many levels but girl found funny....Take a special girl to put up with what this girl put up with...It's about respect people - respect...Girl is hypersensitive to respect as ex disrespected all over the place.

So the shit show began....boy and girl had many a talk where boy wanted to rely on an "agreement" from 7 months earlier...Girl tried to tell boy his actions broke the "agreement" long before girl got annoyed with a date....Oh did girl mention that boy said if girl fucked someone else he'd be pissed? Yeah - OKAY NOW....FWB my ass...

Guy doens't get....Girl/guy still talk - trying to be friends...Girl sad...misses warm body of boy...Boy still calls girl like clockwork 2-3 times a day...Girl says she wants hiatus - guy says No No No...to be continued...